Life According to Juliana

how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:07:01 -0400

how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair

splendidcolor: upperstories: manticore-monster: lizzledc: pai...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:11:30 -0400

upperstories:

manticore-monster:

lizzledc:

painfulhung3r:

Something my psychologist gave me to read…

…oh

that make sense now…

I was reading all of these out loud and trying very hard to enunciate properly…

And then I got to “Slowness” and I stopped.

I’m not surprised at all that this is accurate.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:41:21 -0400

aseaofquotes: Jeanette Winterson, Oranges Are Not the Only...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:21:24 -0400

aseaofquotes:

Jeanette Winterson, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit

dampsandwich: it’s a punch to the face when you realize someone that you really really liked is not...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:09:09 -0400

dampsandwich:

it’s a punch to the face when you realize someone that you really really liked is not all that great of a person at all

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:01:23 -0400

saragen: silentyetfriendly: My role model. I hope his lesson...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:59:53 -0400

saragen:

silentyetfriendly:

My role model.

I hope his lesson was learned

kerstynleigh: tiniestlioness: latentpower: awkwardsituationist...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:24:38 -0400

kerstynleigh:

tiniestlioness:

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

I’m sexist and I know it.

This is perfect.

There is no end to the list of reasons. Pick one and get active.

redpogosticks: not-your-typical-indian: Cutegasm. daww I am...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:28:15 -0400

redpogosticks:

not-your-typical-indian:

Cutegasm.

daww I am so gonna do this to my gf lol

hotokichan: insanityisallihavegoingforme: … He is making some...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:49:59 -0400

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:47:38 -0400

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:46:58 -0400

"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go..."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:39:31 -0400

“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via pigmenting)

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their..."

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:35:19 -0400

“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

- And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via clarasoswld)

thedailyballet: Ekaterina Kondaurova and Timur Askerov in the...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:24:07 -0400

thedailyballet:

Ekaterina Kondaurova and Timur Askerov in the Black Swan pas de deux.

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:22:01 -0400

writer's block

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:26:53 -0400

How can I start,
if I don’t know what to say
I just want to tell my tale,
but I’m not so sure there’s really a way
To explain it all -
would take a great deal of time;
is it worth spending?
How can I start,
if there’s not even an ending?
Perhaps I should wait…

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:54:41 -0400

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:35:43 -0400